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Stitch your lips You fuckin' little Bitches...it's the Filthy Little Secret

Here is a page of random shite that Jonny (he's my baby) and me (I'm his baby) were not allowed to have in our house. So we have decided to make a wiki. This wiki has absolutely no set theme, because him and me are not set in our thinking and everything is as the wind and we change alot because we bore easily. And so anyway. This wiki is dedicated to all the things we like. And IF we like you, you may join, but not without our approval, and ONLY if you prove to have some level of intelligence and by intelligence I mean, you can speak in complete sentences and you can spell, and well, you can carry on a decent conversation. And we're not taking anyone under 16. They have Barbie wiki's for the chics and Hot Wheels wiki's for the dudes for those under 16....sorry, come back on your Birthday. Sooooo...if you want to join, you must ask one of us first. And you can do that by messaging Jonny, aka [Legolas35] or me...Rhiannon, aka [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE].
One more rule...This wiki is a place for us to put our random pictures. We were nearly banned for having them in our house. DO NOT!!!! TAKE ANY IMAGE FROM THIS PAGE!
If you do, and we see it in your house, we will delete you from the wiki.

Our Sub-Wikis:
The Bathory House
The Counsil Of Elrond
Domain of Dani Filth
Rockin' The Cradle
Little Dead Girl & her friend Johnny
Gollum's Cave of Gloom
Flesh Eaters
Johnny and Angelina
Manson's Hell Hole
Manson's Second Layer of Hell
House of Dr.Satan
Rob Zombie For President
Wholesome Family Entertainment
Jason's Trophy's
Castle of Strigoi Vii A VERY sweet page.....*smiles* all about Serial Killers.
Ichiban Puroresu Jonny's little Playground......
Ichiban Puroresu Part 2mmmm I love Jonny!!!
Giant Gram 2004 More head crushin' action... >_<
Monoxide's Leprechauns
By the Pain I See in Others A wiki for Opeth fans...
Black Label Society LegionThe Land of the Zakk Attack!!
Tim Vigil Fanz The artist of FAUST!
The Black Spiral www.storyartgames.com
Rhiannon's Poetry Glade like all poetry and writings...it's a work in progress.
Rhiannon's Poetry Glade Part 2
My Heart...cause I love him..that's why. Under lot's of Construction right now....

Filthy Little Secret House Badges For use in Your Houses. ]};)

King of this Domain:[Legolas35] mmmm....he's sooooo ummm, well, yea...mmmmmmmm...yummy.
Queen of this Domain:[IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]

MEMBERS:
[~AbraKaDagger~][IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]'s concubine....
[Burnt Ember] My Dutchess
[Mikhul, the Bard]
[Monoxide Child] My wittle Brudder.....and the Shiznite Master...Bow you lowlies!
[hERO79]
[Typical Cracka Behavior] He poops everywhere...all the time...look over him please.
[Creasman]
[Draconius]He's cool......be nice. Welcome Him.
[Shamera] Hugs her. She kicks ass!!!
[kidneythief] *smiles*

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The Rant's and Ramblings Of [Legolas35] & [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE] , Nuff' said!! ]};)

Allow me to introduce my Legion of Doom.
Meet my second in Command, Needle Point Pete,
and his brother, The Crimson Soap Dish,
and let us not forget the Colossus of Guam, Compost Heap... and last but not least...
The Count of Harlem , Vladamier "Chicken Shack" Johnson Jr. esquire....

Shoot to a wide cityscape shot of the sacking of Harlem. With Vampires and Cholo Mexicanna Drag queens spilling from every crack house and watered down corner booze joint that you can, Zoom in on the guy with the Chronic , 40 and potato gun , Pimp Maxwell, The Lord Of the Hood

Arioch, Duke of Swords and other assundrie sharp implements, you hit the nail on the head. Yes he did, The man has loved his guitar, hooch and many other chemical restraints that we may never know the breadth of. I loved his guitar playing and that Blackie Lawless like look, less intimidating as Mick is all of 5' 7" lmao. I myself, am collecting crushed PBR cans in hopes to get the money for the "Zakk Wyyld, Holiday Camp for future drunks and wayward Guitar Icons". I am only 62 million cans short, after that they send me a kit that contains 1 PBR, a bus ticket redeemable for 12 bucks in any slum in the U.S. and a soiled copy of any adult magazine of my choosing. Wish me luck, and penicillin.

   Great news, I have found and bought an absolutely smashing cape! In doing this , I have been promoted to the “Swashbuckling Division” of my Coterie!!! Stellar!! Now that I have been crowned Aerol Flynn off the undead hordes, I grant myself the right to talk in snotty accents and deem myself more knowledgeable than others, (Still smoking a cheap ass Camel light). It’s the cape that has made the difference in me. At first I only had a sincere interest in the origins of what it means to be in the essence and mind set of a ever growing culture as old as man itself. But NOW with the cape, I am dread lord incarnate, as well as being able to hold my own with the likes of Ru’ Paul and other off Broadway favorites. I hope that my betters will forgive me as the “Dark gift” (Laughing now) pales in comparison to the knowledge that I am now a walking site gag for any pre-pubescent 12 year old girl with the muddled idea, that Nikki Sixx is what every vampire looks like. (Sorry Nikki, I know you have no cape, weeping weeping...) ]}:)
I got an idea, I would dip into the cape and neat O’ keen shirt fund there scooter and buy yourself a book or two, and not some counter culture shit rag like “Blue Blood” which is just a gothy excuse for pornography and not to be taken as anything other than “Spanking material, or a lil’ evidence to go in the interrogation room an rough up the suspect, if you get my drift??”
I guess why I keep harping on this, is... Frankly I am embarrassed for you. With good cause as well. I think in all of the not knowing that we all suffer “Mulder Syndrome: I WANT TO BELIEVE!” that you have taken it to an unhealthy point, even as unhealthy points go. I don’t mind a lil’ surreal diversion or two, for that matter blatant perversion for eroticism sake, lord knows I have done it... and worse (To be revealed in my best seller “16 drinks and I cant find my pants: The Trilogy, an addendum to the Vampire Chronicles) but good gawd man... Please don’t come on here or anywhere with those thoughts and feelings of superiority , or start casting about aspersions about “posers”!!! ...or threats. Me thinks that yon lad has worked thy self into a bodice ripper state from whence he may never recover! I hope deep in my spirit that you find whatever Nosferatu/ Lounge Singer you are looking for, and you both enjoy a rousing eternity of mocking us and show tunes.
I also still haven’t figured out what a Vampyeer is??? Does the extra E’s make him some dread demoghast or potentate?? I hope so, because what it looks like is that said “Lord Draken” character destroyer of worlds who hangs out in Goth clubs is a bit dysamafuktionali or something along those lines

I have yet to figure out this section of “discussion” or “debate”. We seem to have a section of the network here, a member in particular whom is waiting for Christopher Lee or Santiago to show up in a “Goth Club” in Harlem. Which the fact that Harlem has Goth Club one is utterly surreal . Not to mention the fashion statement of capes and other assorted Liberace apparel that may go with said cape. That is what all the Pretanatural beings are wearing this fall. Helps them blend in to the wealth and breadth of humanity. I am lost also in the fact that somehow not only is this ridiculous at it’s base but... It has fueled a good 12 or 14 post’s LoL!!! I had hoped that the cross talk would be a bit more life altering than wether or not some one is looming in Harlem waiting on the one true Undead lord to rear his head and change the face of their sad and emotionally bereft life with eternal life, riches and beauty beyond reproach . The whole subject of Sire’s and other assorted tripe makes me think that the action itself is a round about way to get laid, and that is about it. True Vampirism throughout history seems to have a different essence devoid of its Film and literary comrades. I am sure that I may or may not be threatened with my poser hood. Even though I have stated no side. Weather I have turned or no, I am wearing no capes lmao that is for sure. Maybe if I find a really kick ass cape, buy some Anne Rice/ Anne Rampling, watch “Dark Shadow’s” a lot. Feign a really good, grey templed all knowing Sean Connery based diatribe about the woe of centuries while I smoke over priced f*#%ing cigarettes and saying things like “Yeshh yu’ have to know the agonysh I have faceshed,” Yeah that will define the state or un-state of my undead-hood.
   I gotta’ tell ya. This gonna conflict immediately with membership in the Justice League. I might actually accrue fines from being late on my Armor and Flaming sword return. Is this what “years” quote and unquote of research have benefitted you. I am seriously interested in what withered ancient tome you found the “cloves “ aspect in. I know from your fine and hallowed teaching’s I will climb up the rungs here, from simple existence in chosen life path to primary Despot lord of drag show fashion elite. I think the wreaking smokes will send me to the top as fast as anything, capes not withstanding. So please enlighten me, or us to the Necropolic Chamber where you have uncovered this wonderful glimpse into the “Darker World” as after all these years, I would hate to offend someone of your “obvious” state of knowledge, by being a poser in any way shape or form. I have attached the schematic’s for my newest doom bot and the bottom of this document “Copyright pending”, The Doom bot in no way shape or form expresses the feelings of myself or the rest of my nocturnal cohorts.
  If you would kind “Real” vampire, please attach token threat that you are “Watching Me” lest I feel cheated and go ona depression driven cape buying spree in hopes of becoming the very Rusputin and Vlad of my mountain village. I must take my leave of thee all now, as the villagers are here with torches, and the hunger rises, the Smores beckon me...
                                                  ~Fin~

2004-09-29 [Burnt Ember]: so how much does that suck having to go all secret like we're bad people. I AM NOT A BAD PERSON! none of us are. we're just...special and diffrent. and big brother is trying to crush with his over opresive thumb. A POX UPON YEE BIG BROTHER! A POX I SAY!

2004-09-29 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: No SHIT!!!!

2004-09-29 [Burnt Ember]: *opens the soap box to the next rant*

2004-09-29 [~AbraKaDagger~]: ............................. *sings nasaly*

2004-09-30 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: WHERE ARE the other messages?

2004-09-30 [Burnt Ember]: other messages?

2004-09-30 [Typical Cracka Behavior]: Evil guards. How'd they find it?

2004-09-30 [Burnt Ember]: I'm telling you big brother man! they have cameras eeeevrywheere. they're watching us right now. either that...or one of us...is a mole.

2004-09-30 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: DUDUDUUUUUU....*shifty eyes*

2004-10-02 [~AbraKaDagger~]: *random farts sound*

2004-10-02 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: *giggles* Was that a frog???

2004-10-02 [~AbraKaDagger~]: yeah ^___________^

2004-10-04 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]:

FUCKIN' TEENAGERS!!!!

There's my rant....and no offence to any MATURE responsible teenager....it was meant for all the irresponsible ones.

2004-10-04 [Typical Cracka Behavior]: Heh. I'm out of the teenage range, so I'm feeling good. I'm not sure I'm mature though, hah...

2004-10-06 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: Well, I can't really say anythng about maturity myself...24 body with a 16 year old mind...

2004-10-06 [Burnt Ember]: Ok My turn; I would like to say that I think it is FUCKING STUPID that my pharmacy is CLOSED between noon and 1; the time when I have time to go and pick up my meds. AS IS I now will have to wait not until this friday but the Friday AFTER THAT to get my sinus meds and BC. GOD FORBID ANYTHING in this fucked up state Make sence! After all we put the word BINGO in our constitution.

2004-10-06 [Burnt Ember]: Now I will sit quietly and fume, because I'm the dutchess and that is what I do. so neh..

2004-10-07 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: *Runs over to my dutchess and holds her tight* Awwwww.....I loves her. Damn that Pharmacy, and damn that constitution...

2004-10-07 [Burnt Ember]: Damn my being a woman!!!

2004-10-08 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: MY EYES! MY EYES! ok....I'm done.

2004-10-08 [Burnt Ember]: Ooooooooooooooook

2004-10-10 [~AbraKaDagger~]: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Hoooow! o.o LOOK WUT I CAN DO! *dances around like Stewart* o.O O.o

2004-10-11 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: Stewart??? What does mommie say about little boys that play with their "goo-goo's"?

2004-10-11 [~AbraKaDagger~]: I dont wanna say......... Little boys that play with their goo-goos will have have their fingers and goo-goos to fall off

2004-10-11 [Burnt Ember]: Janet Leigh, Rodney Dangerfield, Christopher Reeves... all dead. *Cries*

2004-10-11 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: Yep...Odd.

2004-10-11 [Burnt Ember]: they always come in threes remember that

2004-10-12 [~AbraKaDagger~]: tsk tsk.... ewww, ya know... I just thought of somethig strange and perverted and sick and revolting o.o..... what if they all three had a threesome and it was like really wrong and that's why they died or something O.o hmm...

2004-10-12 [Burnt Ember]: -_- *smack*

2004-10-12 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: Heather.....you're on drugs.

2004-10-13 [Burnt Ember]: *ahem* LESS THAN TWO WEEKS LESS THAN TWO WEEKS!! *Bounces off the walls wildly*

2004-10-13 [Draconius]: thanks for the message by my name

2004-10-13 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: Just being honest.....Have fun in here....

2004-10-13 [Draconius]: oh i will *smirks* hahahahahaha

2004-10-16 [~AbraKaDagger~]: And how.

2004-10-16 [Draconius]: lets just say i have a very evil mind when it come to living

2004-10-21 [Burnt Ember]: -_- and this is why I try NOT to get excited about things. Because when i start getting excited is when everything I planned for falls spectacularly to pieces. so you know what, fuck it. I don't need love. Love is great for some but not for me. *breaks cupid's bow and wanders off to find ginger tea*

2004-10-21 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: Wh...What happened? *holds my sister*

2004-10-21 [Burnt Ember]: he's not coming.

2004-10-21 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: awwwwww baby......*rocks her and cusses him to hell* I love you.

2004-10-21 [Burnt Ember]: I know. not his fault either really. he says he's sick and I have to believe that because I have to believe he would not lie to me.

2004-10-21 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: *sits in silence....*

2004-10-21 [Draconius]: hey everybody whats going on

2004-10-22 [~AbraKaDagger~]: *holds and cuddles Faltering.. aaaand pokes everyone else*

2004-10-22 [Burnt Ember]: thanks.

2004-10-22 [~AbraKaDagger~]: *pokes* o.o

2004-10-22 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: Heather with her......random pokes.....

2004-10-22 [Draconius]: is everything ok

2004-10-22 [~AbraKaDagger~]: *blinks* ^_____^ O.o??

2004-10-22 [Burnt Ember]: I'll live, I always do. Its a habbit now. Quite annoying actualy.

2004-10-22 [~AbraKaDagger~]: awww, well... poo on them! ... I'm serious. *nods* take a good shit on them!

2004-10-22 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: Everything is fine Draconius.......it's just some people are a bit inconsiderate of other's feelings.

2004-10-22 [Burnt Ember]: I don't think I'll shit on them. Not my style really.

2004-10-24 [~AbraKaDagger~]: well... damn! *hugs and loves upon* o.0?

2004-10-24 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: *hugs the room* I love my buddies!!!

2004-10-24 [Burnt Ember]: thanks for caring so much guys I was just really pissed about that.

2004-10-26 [~AbraKaDagger~]: *puts hands in pockets of the room* I love CarLots!

2004-10-26 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: The room has pockets???? OK....cool, I guess *puts hands in pockets of the room???*

2004-10-26 [Draconius]: hey everybody whats going on

2004-10-26 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: YAY! Hey! I think we're the only ones on....

2004-10-26 [Draconius]: yeah, time for some evilness

2004-10-26 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: I'm breathing evilness now...just.....breathing it.

2004-10-26 [Draconius]: *inhales* man i wish mortal kombat was a reall thing

2004-10-26 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: ooooooooooooooo I want that Mortal Combat PS2 game...

2004-10-26 [Draconius]: im going to be tapeed out of money, becuase im getting the PS2 version today along with Dawn of the Dead

2004-10-26 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: *smiles* Cool!! Jonny wants Dawn of the Dead...

2004-10-26 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: Here's my rant people....Disappearing pens......WHY???? It's like socks that go misisng in the dryer....there is an unexplainable force among us...a Bermuda Triangle in the dryer and wherever pens may be lying around....

2004-10-26 [Burnt Ember]: its true! I will leave three pens in my pen holder at work and leave for the night or weekend. I get back...no more pens...

2004-10-26 [Draconius]: that makes you think dont it. just like when people go looking for things and then they say something like it was in the last place i looked. duh, if it wasnt when you found it you would still be looking idiot

2004-10-26 [Legolas35]: mmmmmmm Listens with great joy and intent to my Mates rant's and it fuels my need for her *waits to ambush her in the shadow's*

2004-10-26 [Draconius]: *sits and watches and lights up a cig*

2004-10-26 [Burnt Ember]: gaaaaaaaah! I quit smoking three days ago. *whimpers*

2004-10-26 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: YAY!!!!!!! I'm proud of my sister!!! YAY!!!! YAY!!!! *hugs BIG!*

2004-10-26 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: Awwwww....I LOVE my Dark Prince...*sighs*

2004-10-26 [Draconius]: awww im sorry here *hugs*

2004-10-26 [Legolas35]: LoL @ Dranonius, that is fucked up , I missed that, Names him "Voyuer Lad"

2004-10-26 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: *giggles* I must have missed alot cause I don't know what's going on...*roams around the room with a massive lost look on my face...* Has anyone seen my puupy???

2004-10-26 [Draconius]: thanks i think. so my name now is Voyuer Lad

2004-10-26 [Burnt Ember]: *shakes head and hands Rhi he puppy*

2004-10-26 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: awwwww....thanks sweetie....*smiles* My sister who I love....

2004-10-26 [Legolas35]: Well You are the guy lighting up cigarettes and sittin and watching, that is Voyurism by deffinition, at least in My Websters Lmao!

2004-10-26 [YourAdHere]: spam

2004-10-26 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: *checks mine...* yep..that's what it says...one who watches and watches and watches and watches and watches and watches and watches and watches and watches and watches and somebody stop me please...........................................................

2004-10-26 [Draconius]: well i do that when i see something interesting about to happen, i tend to dwell in the shadows with my two katanas waiting for prey

2004-10-26 [YourAdHere]: *walks past dennis while hes in shadows...*

2004-10-26 [Legolas35]: Yeah, that is a good plan, although I usually wait in the shadows , with a full bore Hechler and Kotch military grade .50 Cal. Anti-Vehile Air cooled Sniper rifle with full sprawl depleted urainnium rounds. Yeah, that works good, REAL good!

2004-10-26 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: I think Ad is saying..."I see someone waiting in the shadows with two katana's..I'll take a dare.."

2004-10-26 [Burnt Ember]: I usualy wait in the shadows to pounce and just use the powers of my boobies to bring my victims down. But I gave that up.

2004-10-26 [YourAdHere]: no im saying "I-I'mm no-not sca-scared off yoo-you...."

2004-10-26 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: *BLINKS at My Prince* WOW......yea, ummmmmm....WOW.

2004-10-26 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: LOL..wish I had that problem Faltering....

2004-10-26 [Burnt Ember]: Problem? of compelling boobies? you can have it! lol

2004-10-26 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: of course ya would say that....*smiles* ya aren't an A cup....

2004-10-26 [Draconius]: well then do you really want to be satnding here right now *throws out a ninja star*

2004-10-26 [Burnt Ember]: darling I would LOVE to be an A cup. helli I would LOVE to be just a D cup at this point. it would be a lot less heavy that lugging these bowling balls about.

2004-10-26 [Draconius]: that sounds like a problem

2004-10-26 [Burnt Ember]: alright...if one more right wing FUCK tells me I'm "sinful" because I like halloween I'm gonna sove an easterbunny up thier ass.

2004-10-26 [Draconius]: your sinful, but in a good way. i wish halloween could be everyday

2004-10-26 [Burnt Ember]: so do I! its the greatest of all holidays costumes and no family disfuntion!

2004-10-26 [Draconius]: yeah, lots and lots of mayhem

2004-10-27 [~AbraKaDagger~]: *stares at everyone* I'll win in the end.

2004-10-27 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: *giggles and sits on Heather.....*

2004-10-27 [Draconius]: hey wha the hell is going on in here, im missing out on all the fun

2004-10-27 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: *giggles*

2004-10-27 [Draconius]: how you been countess

2004-10-27 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: VERY zoned out, but good...and you?

2004-10-27 [Draconius]: im good, trying to figure out if i want to watch dawn of the dead or not

2004-10-27 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: Yes..you do..You want to watch it.....you hear it beckoning you to watch...they call, you listen, you do....

2004-10-27 [Draconius]: yeah i know, i must heed the call of the darkness for i am its child and it is my destiny

2004-10-27 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: awwww...that's beautiful...*dabs tear*...sniff sniff...*loves the darkness*

2004-10-28 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: *Goes to sleep*

2004-10-28 [Draconius]: awww look she is sleep in all the darkness that intombs her.

2004-10-28 [Burnt Ember]: yees...lets drawn on her forehead.

2004-10-28 [Draconius]: yes what should we draw on her.......

2004-10-28 [Burnt Ember]: umm... a butterfly?

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